please refer to @punkreflex's blog for the original meme that inspired this.

these are my green/red flags for a man's taste in celebrity crushes:

good: carrie fisher, megan thee stallion, uma thurman, ella purnell, lucy liu, winona ryder, maya rudolph

bad: margot robbie, sabrina carpenter, doja cat, jenna fischer, anya taylor-joy, jenna ortega, emilia clarke

fine but also duh: sza, margaret qualley, aubrey plaza

you are gay: jennifer lawerence, fka twigs, dakota johnson, addison rae, flo milli

you are trying to signal something: sigourney weaver, bjork

incomprehensible: kim kardashian